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• Miami Heat won the Finals. Go figure. Totally feel that OKC didn't play their best ball in the Finals (they won the same amount of games as the Knicks, who I also felt didn't actually try), and I don't feel like LeBron was tested... don't get me wrong, the man's play was phenomenal throughout the post season, but I don't think he's proven himself great yet. Only time will test that out... we'll see what happens. But congrats, Heat, and all you new found Heat fans. He still should have won the first one.
• Just started working on my Marko Man series... like, I've been "planning" it for years and years and years on end, but now, I'm like ready to write it. A part of the reason I'm ready to write it is because of a near death experience I had a few weeks ago, and a part of the reason I'm ready to write it is because I simply don't have much else to write. Hell, for all I know, I might just be a really bad prose writer, and Marko Man is simply my only niche... because I swear, I have a very hard time completing any type of writing dealing with any other class of characters. Marko Man and the related company... those are my babies, yo. Everything else is extra fat.
• Still trying to get the most beautiful woman in the world. It's crazy, 'cause like, I feel like I should be on the level where I can just stop by her house and send her extra sweet shit and shit like that. But shit just hasn't progressed the way I thought it would. But it's okay. She's a grown ass woman with priorities and self respect, and I respect that too much. And I wasn't looking for anyone anyway. So I'll wait. . . . . . . I'll wait.
• IT'S SUMMER TIME! and yet, for the most part, my summer has sucked ass... June sucked. May wasn't that bad, but, despite the few 90 degree days we had, I don't think it counts as summer. But June? June fucking sucked. Remind me to will July into being a much, much better month.
• I'm getting a new computer soon. And I'm pretty sure it's going to be blue!
• I can't sleep. As usual, right? I mean, I did a 437 hour shift the other day, and still took about an hour or two before I fell asleep. It's cool though, because when I do sleep, she's probably going to be there and shit.
• I do have a few fights written that I said I was going to debut here on this blog. They involve characters such as Convict and Diablord.... but I don't know how soon that is.
• ALSO, SCW IS IN (kinda) FULL EFFECT! I just need my job to stop zapping energy from me so that I can debut the gotdamn videos... shhheesh.
• These bullet points are getting waaaay too short. So in order for me to make a long one, I'm probably just going to come up with some bull... oh no, I got an idea... let me talk about E3. Well, if I talked about E3, then this would still be relatively short, because I gave not a shit about E3... but here's my reasoning (so as to expand this particular bullet point)... see, I'm probably not getting any of these newfangled systems anytime soon anyway, so I didn't feel like being bothered with the E3 coverage. I heard something about new systems and no used games because Game Stop is a company of assholes or something like that... I just don't know anymore... it's funny, because I used to be all about gaming and whatnot when I was an aspiring designer, but now? All of that aspiring designer theory and whatnot has been on the back burner indefinitely. But don't you worry, you few fans, you. I'll will definitely be releasing a game of my own... eventually.
• Apparently, there's a whole bunch of cool stuff on tumblr, right? Well, I know nothing of it. Whenever I go on tumblr, all I ever see (or look at) (or search for) are pornographic images. Mostly gifs, but standstills are cool too. Whatever works, you know? (Well now, you can't just say "whatever works" and expect not a single gay joke to pass through here, can you?)
• I have to get around to resigning from writing for TNAStars.com. It's not that the place sucks... it's actually a damn cool website for TNA/Impact Wrestling related news. It's just that I've been insanely inactive there... like, even with the few blogs I'm posting here, at least I acknowledge this blog's presence. Over there at TNAStars.com, I've neglected it completely. I don't even visit that website anymore... then again, there are a lot of websites that I don't visit anymore or as much, such as TNAStars, SonicRetro, Shoryuken, MegaVideo, SlutLoad... I just don't give myself the time to visit them like that. Hey, that's life.

And I think the sun is on its way up and what not. I guess that's my cue to go to sleep. I might have to work today... I dunno... we'll see what my phone does.


OH YEAH... PIC OF THE DAY, FOR THE ROAD.

and you know what? One more, because she's hot!

No, that's not the aforementioned lady. But she's still hot though. I hope she don't get mad that I featured this pic on the blog though........

"But... well... shouldn't you post a pic of the said aforementioned lady then?"

I should... I should...

Told you. Beautiful. ♥

Now let's just hope that they don't get mad for these posted pics....

Welp... Good morning... Have a Nice Day Folks!

Mark Wins Revival

With soooo much to talk about, today is a great day to bring this blog back to life.

Where the fuck has this blog been?


This blog has been sleeping. I could blame the sleep on my job... but I was sick (because of my job) and I was busy (because of SCW... but mostly my job). Actually, on July 1st, I went to see an Impact Wrestling show with Jacko, but like, it just went downhill from there.

But fuck downhill. I blinked, and now I'm getting back on my game, returning to the uphill climb to the top, where I belong.

As seen on CNN...


So I'm at work today, and I see something about CNN reporters getting shot at.

So where are they? Are they in Southside Jamaica, Queens? Bed-Stuy? Killadelphia? (for the uninformed, yeah, it's that's dangerous) The mean streets of MoTown?

No. They're in Libya. In the middle of their civil war, trying to get the latest bit of info...

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/ben-wedeman-and-cnn-crew-caught-in-libyan-firefight_b76458

MYOB never meant so much...

Yeah... ads...


So out Internet is ridiculously fast now compared to whenever most of us first discovered Internet. And yet, for some reason, we have to deal with ads that pretty much give us the same amount of loading time as when we first discovered the Internet. It's times like this that makes me *sigh* at technology... what a waste.

As seen on CNN II...


So once again, at work still, walking by a screen with CNN on it, and I read something about how some pedophile is currently in jail watching child porn.

:-/

And how does he get to do that, you ask?

Simple... he's the sole attorney for his own case against possessing child porn and raping children... so he gets to view the evidence, which just so happens to include child porn.

High-tier Bullshit: How is this guy allowed to watch child porn?

Top-Tier Bullshit: Why is child porn made? Like... how is it seriously legal to make this stuff? And why not come down on the source of this shit? Clearly the government keeps maaad stuff from the people... you can't keep child porn from the public either? Really?

So I've touched soooo many hearts in my lifetime...


... that I don't remember them all. Like, people come up to me every so often like, "Yoooo, wassup Mark." And I legit don't remember who they are. Sometimes, my face tells the entire story, as I have this face that's like, "Wait, what? Who the hell are you?" Other times, I just pretend to remember, but I don't actually mention their name (which I don't remember anyway). Whatever the case may be, I'm crazy awesome.

lol @ photoshop...


this portion of my post actually contains relatively sensitive information that, if discovered, could get me fired or, even worse, in jail. Well... the beginning of it had the possibility of me getting fired, and if I would have went on with exactly how illogical shit is, jail time definitely would be possible. So I'm going to just keep my mouth shut.

As I'm walking...


I noticed that the sun was eclipsed by a cloud...

Beautiful sight.

How's SCW?

lol. SCW is an organized mess. But it's fine. I'll edit the videos between now and next week, and after next week's tapings (barring the weather), everything will be up.

Future Posts?

Yeah, there will be future posts...

Like, there will definitely be at least one "Adventures of Mark Wins." And what I plan on doing is an interesting little 5 part "dating tips" set of posts... they all should prove to be relatively interesting.

My Address to SCW...

We've been off for a while... I've had time to think about my goals...

Primary goal: To Win the Gold... our coveted SCW Championship.

Other goals: To restore order and respect to our SCW Championship, something that the current champion hasn't been able to do, and won't be able to do.

Furthermore, I am going to put on a phenomenal show every time I go out there. Period.

I've been training on the low...

• My movement has more speed.
• My attacks have more power
• My form is more refined.

Crazy thing... I was ready to go last week, but technical difficulties kept us from wrestling. And I'm sure that I was more ready to go than anyone else on the roster. This week... I make some declaration... just to make everything official.

And whoever my opponent is this week... no mercy. At all.

Serious business baby. I'm taking over. 

Past Episodes of SCW

If you wanna watch the episodes not in full screen but on a bigger screen in general, just click that YouTube logo in the respective video.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Dear SCW,

After a number of random thoughts about the upcoming show, I've come to the conclusion that the booking sucks. Big time. I really should have continued to argue against it, but whatever. Too late now. Doesn't take away from the fact that the upcoming show is going to be garbage.

Who dost thou suck? Let me count the ways:

1. How can someone help develop a character if said someone is supposedly absent?
2. We are all getting a whole month of recovery... can said absence really be believable?
3. There is obviously no respect for the SCW Title.
4. Good job focusing on one character and not the others.
5. Exactly what feuds are you trying to build here?
6. Simply put, none of anything makes sense in the end.

If I wanted to deal with bad booking, I would have applied for TNA's latest Gut Check, put on a great showing, and had to deal with the terrible creative team lead by Vince Russo. I thought that here at SCW, we'd be better than that.

Last time I was displeased with the way SCW was being ran, I nearly walked out on the company. This time, things will be different. I will be the one making the difference. I refuse to let this company be ran by a bunch of over-sensational imbeciles who watched one episode of WWE Raw and think they know wrestling. I compare this show to our last show, and it all makes sense. One guy raises the bar, and everyone else attempts to hop over the bar, only to trip on it and fuck everything up. 

In hindsight, I was glad that the footage from our first show was lost. I was hoping that we could take the good from that show and build on it while we learn from the mistakes that were made. Unfortunately, no one here at SCW is thinking on that level, and is still stuck in the past.

Well come the next show... allow me to wake you up.

Yours Truly,

Marko Man

The 2010 SCW Awards (Finally)

So since the SCW Website is taking forever to come out (mainly because I'm hardly working on it due to other factors, but I'm gonna need to have it up by May in some form... first matches are going down in May), I've decided to post the 2010 SCW Awards here on this blog. I believe that this list of awards has been slightly smaller than it used to be, but still... who cares. Anywhere, here are the awards.

Syndrome of the Year: Jeffrey Syndrome (what is the Jeffrey Syndrome? Shrinking uncontrollably.)

Smasher of the Year: Mark Wins

Street Fighter of the Year: Jeffrey

King of Namco (winning both in Tekken and in Soul Calibur 4): Mark Wins

SmackDown vs. Raw Player of the Year: Jacko

Mario Kart Player of the Year: Marko

Wii Partyhead of the Year: Jeffrey (darkest day of Nintendo's history that day, my gosh)

Wrestler of the Year: Jeffrey

Team of the Year: Team Epic (consisting of Marko and Jacko or Jacko and Marko. the order doesn't matter, the epicness does.)

Moment of the Year: Jeffrey botching the frog splash and landing on a trash can.
Honorable Mention: Joe winning the SCW Title

Event of the Year: A tie between the Winter Brawl of December and March 18, easily the most broken day of 2010

Match of the Year: Jeff vs. Jacko in a Last Man Standing Match

Phrase of the Year: Where's the Knife?

Song of the Year: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM...M! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlVNKl3IdQA)

Success of the Year: The Rebirth of SCW

Failure of the Year: Justin breaking the "turnbuckle" in a Swanton Attempt

Injury of the Year: Staff Infection (http://www.medicinenet.com/staph_infection/article.htm)

Screwjob of the Year: Pick any match where Jacko was the referee in a match against Jeffrey.

Surprise of the Year: Jeffrey winning in Wii Party (darkest day in Nintendo's history)

Video Game System of the Year: PlayStation 3

Push of the Year: Mark Wins as Champion

Most Improved Wrestler of the Year: Joe the Show

Woman of the Year: X-23

Man of the Year: The Jacko

And there you have it folks. The 2010 SCW Awards has come to a conclusion.

Yeah, we seriously need to do an awards show next year. lololol

Underestimation = Motivation

Underestimate: to estimate at too low a value, rate, or the like.


Motivate: to provide with a motive or motives;  incite; impel.


"Never underestimate the power of passion." -Eve Sawyer


"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." -Francis Bacon