FaceBook Flaw + 99 Problems

So as I was exploiting FaceBook's latest flaw (I dub thee "Instant Commenting," as all you have to do is press Enter and you can post a comment... huge flaw as you can make pretty much anything you want top news and you spam the hell out of someone's post), a friend put up on this interesting take of 99 Problems.

Have at it:

Furthermore, peep this: 

Amazing, isn't it? And yet somehow, FaceBook wins on a regular basis. What a strange case... I'll have to investigate that one day.